Song Parodies -> Stroke 'Till I Cum
"Soak Up the Sun" Based on the performance by Sheryl Crow
"Stroke 'Till I Cum" Parody by Lon
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I jack off in the dark, 'cause it's my favorite hobby
I've done it in the park, and in a hotel lobby
I don't think it's criminal
It's not against the law
It's just habitual
To whack it 'till it's raw!!

I'm gonna stroke 'till I cum
I'm gonna unload a ton that I'll wipe up (I'm gonna stroke it now)
I've got a purplish vein
It's gonna fall like the rain when I explode
I'm gonna stroke 'till I cum
I'm gonna stroke 'till I cum

No problem getting dates
I'm not a lonely guy
I'm never shooting blanks
'Cause I've got a big supply

I stroke it up, I stroke it down
In every single part of town
Crowds of people gather 'round
To watch my semen hit the ground

I'm gonna stoke 'till I cum
I'm gonna unload a ton that I'll wipe up (I'm gonna stroke it now)
I've got a purplish vein
It's gonna fall like the rain when I explode
I'm gonna stroke 'till I cum
My hand job is free
I'm gonna stroke 'till I cum
And then I'm gonna go pee

No need to masturbate
'Cause I'm still the King of Me
You've got a nice behind, oh baby
And it makes me spill my seed

I stroke it up, I stroke it down
In every single part of town
Crowds of people gather 'round to watch my semen hit the ground
Sometimes even makes a sound

I'm gonna stoke 'till I cum
I'm gonna unload a ton that I'll wipe up (I'm gonna stroke it now)
I've got a purplish vein
It's gonna fall like the rain when I explode

I'm gonna stroke 'till I cum
I'm gonna unload a ton that I'll wipe up (I'm gonna stroke it now)
I've got a purplish vein
It's gonna fall like the rain when I explode

I'm gonna stoke 'till I cum
I'm gonna unload a ton that I'll wipe up (I'm gonna stoke it now)
I've got a purplish vein
It's gonna fall like the rain when I explode

I'm gonna stroke 'till I cum
I've got a grip on my schlong so I can toss off
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