Song Parodies -> I Fisted A Girl
"I Kissed A Girl" Based on the performance by Katy Perry
"I Fisted A Girl" Parody by Lon
This was not what you had in mind
Not your suggestion
I'm just so bored all the time
With normal penetration
It's not what, you're used to
Just try to open wide
And see if my hand will
Fit deep inside

I fisted a girl and I liked it
My whole hand inside her small slit
I fisted a girl just to try it
I hope her gyno don't mind it
It felt so loose
Then got so tight
I'll try her butt hole tonight
I fisted a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't know if you will cum
It doesn't matter,
I'm looking out for number one
My selfish nature
I promise
To use lube
And I hope that you have shaved
I don't want your damn pubes
Getting in the way

I fisted a girl and I liked it
My whole hand inside her small slit
I fisted a girl just to try it
I hope her gyno don't mind it
It felt so loose
Then got so tight
I'll try her butt hole tonight
I fisted a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Your twot it is so wonderful
So warm, nice lips, and edible
At times our sex it gets so dull
So why don't we try it?
I'm sure it feels just like 10 dicks

I fisted a girl and I liked it
My whole hand inside her small slit
I fisted a girl just to try it
I hope her gyno don't mind it
It felt so loose
Then got so tight
I'll try her butt hole tonight
I fisted a girl and I liked it
I liked it
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Robert - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
DAMN, this guy just doesn't quit!! Please leave up your wesite or contact info and keep cranking them out. LMFAO
Wagasm - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Lon, you have some serious twisted talent! You should have your own website! The big parody players who make it big need to find the balls the team up with you and do some racy parodies... listenin' Yankovic...?

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