Song Parodies -> Blow Me Now
"Hold Me Now" Based on the performance by Thompson Twins
"Blow Me Now" Parody by Lon
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I have a boner, pinned to my crotch
An image of you blowing me, and I'm cumming and loving to watch
It's all in my mind now, just fantasy
I beg, and I plead and bargain with my girl to give head unto me

Oh, oh blow me now
Oh, I'm so hard
Drain on me, let throating start , let throating start

I say I'm a creamer, who takes a long time
Patiently waiting to have orgasms I sometimes never find
But it still is so pleasing, even when I don't spray
And you know that your mouth is what I want to have on my cock everyday

Oh, oh, oh, oh blow me now
Oh, I'm so hard
Drain on me, let throating start, let throating start

Oh, blow me now
Oh, I'm so hard
Drain on me, let throating start, let throating start
Oh, oh, oh....

You asked me to warn you before I would spray
I said that I would, but I won't 'cause a facial's a game that I play
So just slurp on my big schlong, don't deny anymore
And then enjoy your pearl necklace from giving me head that I'll soon have in store

Oh, oh, oh, oh blow me now
Oh, I'm so hard
Drain on me, let throating start, let throating start

Blow me now
Oh, I'm so hard
Drain on me, let throating start, let throating start

Blow me now
Oh, I'm so hard
Drain on me, let throating start, let throating start

Blow me now
Oh, I'm so hard
Drain on me, let throating start, let throating start
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Ken - January 07, 2012 - Report this comment
When I watched your live performance I heard the line "Train on Me!" instead of "Drain on me". I guess you meant something like "Drain [all your pent-up blow-job energy] on me". I kinda like "Train on me" which implies your unselfish kindness to lend your girlfriend a helping cock and be her coach any time she needs to practice her techniques.

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