Song Parodies -> Masturbated
"Jaded" Based on the performance by Aerosmith
"Masturbated" Parody by Lon
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Hey, masturbated
I'm building up a load, and I'm gonna soon explode on me
Masturbated
I've got a prude girlfriend, and she won't give me no damn pussy
My palm is getting so rosy, can't contain it!

I just shot my goo, while I was beating on it
I just shot my goo
I masturbated, and I ejaculated, too

Hey, masturbated
The skin is turning red, and I think I almost bled I see
And I hate it
I've cum so many times that erections won't come easily
My girlfriend's making fun of me, says I waste it!

My big balls were blue
'Till I was beating on it
My big balls were blue
'Til I masturbated, and I just shot all over you

You know I'm pretty frustrated
I've had it so up to here
With my own masturbation Play Station, no fornication
For the whole damn year

Hey, masturbated
I'm building up a load, and I'm gonna soon explode on me
My palm is getting so rosy
My girlfriend's making fun of me

I just shot my goo, while I was beating on it
I just shot my goo
My big balls were blue, 'till I was beating on it
My big balls were blue
'Till I masturbated
Masturbated
I masturbated, and I just shot all over you
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