Song Parodies -> Masturbated
"Complicated" Based on the performance by Avril Lavigne
"Masturbated" Parody by Lon
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Uh huh
Life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh
My life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh
When you live with mom

Pornos really turn me on
Make me beat upon my schlong
And they're really helpful when I get
No pussy

Thought I was there all alone
No one hanging in my home
Until I heard my mother letting out
A scary scream

She barged in my room
I was so ashamed
I pulled up my pants
I could not relax
I tried to be cool
I looked like a fool indeed
Tell me

Why'd I have to go and get caught while I masturbated?
Behind a closed door 'cause in another minute, I'd have probably ejaculated
At least a spoon full
When I choked and I stroked and I beat on my meat
And she saw and caught me red-handed
Honestly, I'm hiding in the bathroom next time to shake it
No, no, no

She came over unannounced
As I stroked it in my house
She said she'd be back at six thirty
'Was only three!

Had on Jenna Jamison
Used a tube of lubricant
I thought that I'd get off so very quick
And privately

'Till she barged in my room
I was so ashamed
I pulled up my pants
I could not relax
I tried to be cool
I looked like a fool indeed
Tell me

Why'd I have to go and get caught while I masturbated?
Behind a closed door 'cause in another minute I'd have probably ejaculated
At least a spoon full
When I choked and I stroked and I beat on my meat
And she saw and caught me red-handed
Honestly, I'm hiding in the bathroom next time to shake it
No, no, no
(No, no, no)
No, no
(No, no, no)
No, no
(No, no, no)
No, no

Ooh, pornos really turn me on
Make me beat upon my schlong
And they're really helpful when I get
No pussy

'Till she barged in my room
I was so ashamed
I pulled up my pants
I could not relax
I tried to be cool
I looked like a fool indeed
Tell me

Why'd I have to go and get caught while I masturbated?
Behind a closed door 'cause in another minute I'd have probably ejaculated
At least a spoon full
When I choked and I stroked and I beat on my meat
And she saw and caught me red-handed
Honestly I'm hiding in the bathroom next time to shake it
No, no

Why'd I have to go and get caught while I masturbated?
(Yeah, yeah)
Behind a closed door 'cause in another minute I'd have probably ejaculated
At least a spoon full
When I choked and I stroked and I beat on my meat
And she saw and caught me red-handed
Honestly I'm hiding in the bathroom next time to shake it
No, no, no

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