Song Parodies -> Sucking My Schlong
"Silly Love Songs" Based on the performance by Paul McCartney and Wings
"Sucking My Schlong" Parody by Lon
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You'd think that women would have had enough of sucking my schlong
It almost chokes them every time it's in their throats
Some girls would rather put their hands all over my schlong
And jerk me off,
'Till I explode, and here I go again
I just spewed, I just spewed
I just spewed, I just spewed
I cannot explain the power of testes, say can't you see?
Ah, she licked my balls, and now she's beating me
She's beating me
She jerks me off
'Till I explode, and here I go again
I just spewed, I just spewed

I do not cum in a minute,
Sometimes I do not cum at all
I only know that when she whips it
I'm always spraying, I'm always spraying, I'm always spraying the walls

Why should I hold one more ounce of my cum?
Why should I hold one more ounce of my cum?

Why should I hold one more ounce of my cum?
(I just spewed)
Why should I hold one more ounce of my cum?
(I just spewed)
Why should I hold one more ounce of my cum?
(I just spewed)
Why should I hold one more ounce of my cum?

I just spewed
I just spewed
I just spewed
I just spewed
I just spewed
I just spewed
I just spewed
I just spewed

You'd think that women would have had enough of sucking my schlong
It almost chokes them every time it's in their throats, oh no!
Some girls would rather put their hands all over my schlong
And jerk me off
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