Song Parodies -> Boning In The Sheep
"Rolling In The Deep" Based on the performance by Adele
"Boning In The Sheep" Parody by Lon
I might have finally crossed the line with this song, but I always wanted to write one about beastiality....

There's a farmer who ain't getting laid
His wife's acting like a bitch, and it's going on for days

Finally, he can't take it anymore
Goes ahead and picks one out, and the flock knows what's in store
Seems to like it and gets off in a few
Don't underestimate the things that sheep will do

There's a farmer who ain't getting laid
His wife's acting like a bitch, and it's going on for days

The width of his junk inserts in their butts
And it's so pleasing when they also lick his balls
The width of his junk, it fits so perfect
He can't help creaming

They like to lick his balls
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
Boning in the sheep
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)
He's got his junk inside of their butts
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
And he sprayed it in the sheep
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)

He knows PETA will not be glad to learn
But he has a big flock, and he's gonna give each their turn
Can't meet his needs from a bitch who doesn't care
He lives where men are men, and the sheep are often scared

The width of his junk inserts in their butts
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
And it's so pleasing when they also lick his balls
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)
The width of his junk, it fits so perfect
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
He can't help creaming
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)

They like to lick his balls
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
Boning in the sheep
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)
He's got his junk inside of their butts
(She's gonna wish he had never sheep)

And he sprayed it in the sheep
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)

They like to lick his balls
Boning in the sheep
He's got his junk inside of their butts
And he sprayed it nice and deeply

Gets his rocks off, the sheep can't take no more
Counts his blessings, it's cheaper than a whore
And tomorrow he'll be back I'm told
He'll pump a dozen times and release a big load

(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
They like to lick his balls
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)
They like to lick his balls
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
His balls, his balls, his balls
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)

They like to lick his balls
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
Boning in the sheep
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)
He's got his junk inside of their butts
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
And he sprayed it in the sheep

They like to lick his balls
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)
Boning in the sheep
(Jism from his balls, boning in the sheep)
He's got his junk inside of their butts
(She's gonna wish he had never done sheep)

And he sprayed it
He sprayed it
He sprayed it
He sprayed it in the sheep
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