Song Parodies -> I Should Survive
"I Will Survive" Based on the performance by Gloria Gaynor
"I Should Survive" Parody by JJ
Some parts may not fit, I apologise, this is my first parody.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 12 inches, I almost died,
But then I spent so many nights thinking, It can't be that long,
So I grew strong, you got it out and proved me wrong.

And now it's bang, slap in my face,
I turn around now, that massive thing's not a disgrace,
Why did I ask to see that cock,
Shit it hangs down past your knee,
That dicks so big it's currently harrassing me.

Oh damn come here, away from the door, come to me now,
Because I want to see some more,
Weren't you the one who wanted it in my pussy,
Do you think I'd give in? Do you think I am that fussy?

Oh no not I, I should survive,
As long as my holes deep enough then I should stay alive,
This is such a farce, I also want it in my arse,
I should survive, I should survive, hey, hey.

It took all the strength I had not to fannyfart,
Your cock is so big it nearly ripped me apart,
And we spent oh 3 nights pleasuring you and myself,
Now I can't walk, and I can barely talk,
And you see me, shattered and used,
You rammed me so hard I think I'm a bit bruised,
When I sit down it hurts coz in my ass there is a pen,
I can't believe you have recharged and want to go again.

Oh damn come here, away from the door, come to me now,
Because I want to see some more,
Weren't you the one who wanted it in my pussy,
Do you think I'd give in? Do you think I am that fussy?

Oh no not I, I should survive,
As long as my holes deep enough then I should stay alive,
This is such a farce, I also want it in my arse,
I should survive, I should survive.

Oh damn come here, away from the door, come to me now,
Because I want to see some more,
Weren't you the one who wanted it in my pussy,
Do you think I'd give in? Do you think I am that fussy?

Oh no not I, I should survive,
As long as my holes deep enough then I should stay alive,
This is such a farce, I also want it in my arse,
I should survive, I should survive. I should survive.



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MIKE - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE 2 DRESS UP LIKE WERE FIREFIGHTERS
MIKE - November 10, 2023 - Report this comment
SWIM TEAM RACE
MIKE - November 23, 2023 - Report this comment
SOME PARTS MAY NOT FIT I APOLOGIZE THIS IS MY 1ST PARODY
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