Song Parodies -> Everyday Drug Dealer
"Everyday Superhero" Based on the performance by Smash Mouth
"Everyday Drug Dealer" Parody by Jacob Roberts
Every morning I wake up just the same
In another trashcan cause I'm lame
They say their unbearable I think there good
It makes me feel good

I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
Trying to make you feel good, I'm pretty sure
I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
Trying to make you feel good, I'm pretty sure

It's a paying job that I decided to do
It's kinda hard when the cops look for you
They take it real easy, I make it look good
Like anybody would

I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
Trying to make you feel good, I'm pretty sure
I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
I'm really good at that, that's all I really do

I can't be with anyone else
Cause all they do is tell the cops
My love life is not so well

I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
I'm trying to make you feel good
I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer

I don't have a good identity
But they know it's only me

I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
Trying to make you feel good, I'm pretty sure
I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
I'm really good at that, that's all I really do

I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
Trying to make you feel good
I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer

I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
Trying to make you feel good, I'm pretty sure
I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
I'm really good at that, that's all I really do

I'm just your average ordinary everyday drug dealer
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