Song Parodies -> Don't Know Why (You Didn't Cum)
"Don't Know Why" Based on the performance by Norah Jones
"Don't Know Why (You Didn't Cum)" Parody by Lon
This problem NEVER happens to me, but I DO sympathize with those who do experience it........

I fingered 'till my hand went numb
I don't know why you didn't cum
I licked you with my wonder tongue
I don't know why you didn't cum
I don't know why you didn't cum

When I saw you start to yawn
I knew that I would soon be gone
Then I heard you start to snore
Knowing how I was a bore

Your twat is drenched inside
But you won't get off tonight (or ever?)

Nailing you was so easy
Once you dropped that Ecstasy
But you don't enjoy my bone
Searching for your pleasure zones

Your twat is drenched inside
But you won't get off tonight (or ever?)

'Even used some vibration
I don't know why you didn't cum
The other girls think I'm so much fun
I don't know why you didn't cum
I don't know why you didn't cum
I don't know why you didn't cum
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