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Song Parodies -> Don't Know Why (You Didn't Cum)
"Don't Know Why" Based on the performance by Norah Jones
"Don't Know Why (You Didn't Cum)" Parody by Lon This problem NEVER happens to me, but I DO sympathize with those who do experience it........
I fingered 'till my hand went numb I don't know why you didn't cum I licked you with my wonder tongue I don't know why you didn't cum I don't know why you didn't cum When I saw you start to yawn I knew that I would soon be gone Then I heard you start to snore Knowing how I was a bore Your twat is drenched inside But you won't get off tonight (or ever?) Nailing you was so easy Once you dropped that Ecstasy But you don't enjoy my bone Searching for your pleasure zones Your twat is drenched inside But you won't get off tonight (or ever?) 'Even used some vibration I don't know why you didn't cum The other girls think I'm so much fun I don't know why you didn't cum I don't know why you didn't cum I don't know why you didn't cum Your Vote Counts
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POSTPONED ON MARCH 28TH 2020 RESCHEDULED ON AUGUST 6TH 2020
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