Song Parodies -> My Cock Will Grow On
"My Heart Will Go On" Based on the performance by Celine Dion
"My Cock Will Grow On" Parody by Lon
This should have won an Oscar.......................
Every night in wet dreams
I release my jism
That is how I know it grows on

Far across my boxers
And halfway down my leg
It appears to really grow on

Gyms, bars, it often gets hard
I can feel that my cock has grown on
Dance floors, whenever with whores
I can feel that it's not soft
My cock has grown on and on

If I touch it one time
It stays hard a long time
It will often be stiff all night

Even when sex is through
It's still hard I swear to
God, I should have a job in porn

Gyms, bars, it often gets hard
I can feel that my cock has grown on (my, how cock grows)
Dance floors, whenever with whores
I can feel that it's not soft
My cock has grown on and on

You'll see, it's harder than geometry
And you'll know that my cock has grown on
It will stay forever that way
You'll be pleased with my cock
'Cause my cock will grown on and on
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