She passes wind through her jeans
She lays a fart next to me
She floods me with bad gas
Only to kill me with the scent
It might be silent
But it was deadly none the less

I feel the frown on my face
Her ass was close to me
It was a surprise
That I didn't need
Why the hell did she eat
An entire plate of beans?
She passes wind

I gave her some Beano---it did not work
She felt offended and called me a jerk
Am I just fooling myself
That she'll stop her farts?
Laying beside her
I'm scared she'll shart

I feel the frown on my face
Her ass was close to me
It was a surprise
That I didn't need
Why the hell did she eat
An entire plate of beans?
She passes wind

I feel the frown on my face
Her ass was close to me
It was a surprise
That I didn't need
All the beans she would eat
(All the beans she would eat)
She passes wind
(All the beans she would eat)
All the beans she would eat
(She passes wind)
All the beans she would eat
(All the beans she would eat)
She passes wind
(All the beans she would eat)
All the beans she would eat
She passes wind

(All the beans ...)
(She passes wind)
(She passes wind)
(All the beans...)
(She passes wind)
(All the beans...)