Song Parodies -> Are They Fake Tits?
"If This is It" Based on the performance by Huey Lewis and the News
"Are They Fake Tits?" Parody by Lon
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I've been squeazing, they're mighty pleasing
I know you know that I've got a bone
When you're undressing, boob job I'm guessing
I'm still not sure, but they please my schlong
Girl don't lie and tell me that they're real
Girl don't try to say it's just your bra
Girl don't hide the fact that they're augmented
I can't believe they're really this firm

Are they fake tits of silicone?
If they're implants you're gonna make me grow
Are they fake tits, I wanna know?
If they're implants baby, let them show

Been fantasizing
About you riding
We both know how they stay upright
In my pretending
A happy ending
They don't sag an inch--what an awesome sight

Girl don't lie and tell me that they're natural
Girl don't claim that you were born this way
They're way too nice to be from Mother Nature
I wish you'd show more cleavage every day

Are they fake tits of silicone?
If they're implants you're gonna make me grow
Are they fake tits, I wanna know?
If they're implants baby, let them show

Are they fake tits of silicone?
If they're implants you're gonna make me grow
Are they fake tits, I wanna know?
If they're implants baby, let them show

Are they fake tits of silicone?
Are they fake tits of silicone?
Are they fake tits of silicone?
Are they fake tits of silicone?
Are they fake tits of silicone?
Are they fake tits of silicone?


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mike - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment
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