"Name" Based on the performance by Goo Goo Dolls
"Gay" Parody by Lon
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And even though the women think you're straight
I'm still having some doubts
I saw you standing near a pride parade
And asked what that's about?
And knowing how the passage of Prop 8
Really bummed you out

And now I'm always questioning
The way you like to dress
I don't think a straight man would
Wear that shirt
I'll hide your sexuality
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one you're gay

And I won't tell 'um you're gay

I know it's not a lifestyle that you choose
Your secret's safe with me
You think your parents just won't understand
They want you straight like me
And all your teammates on the wrestling squad
Won't deal well, you see

You're lisping way too much
And now it's obvious to me
'Cause gay men like to speak that way, you see
A disco song is always playing on your stereo
But I won't tell no one you're gay
I won't tell 'um you're gay

You swear Madonna is devine
And think that Cher is great
It's safer in the closet, don't come out
And I won't tell 'um you're gay
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