Song Parodies -> Fist Me
"Kiss Me" Based on the performance by Sixpence None the Richer
"Fist Me" Parody by Lon
I've never actually gotten more than 3 fingers inside a woman before, but maybe someday................
Fist me, inside the movie theatre
Tightly, up my pink, pink gash
Ream, ream include your pinky finger
It feels so good when you lift up my dress, ohhhh.....

Fist me, is my vagina too tight?
Spread me, and jam it in my hole
Use your other hand
I like it better than the feeling of a purple penis throbbing
So fist me

Fist me, down by the dirty outhouse
Horny, you're gonna make me squirt
Cum, cum, oh won't you bust my hymen
My pussy juice got on your father's shirt, ohhhh...........

Fist me, is my vagina too tight?
Spread me, and jam it in my hole
Now use your other hand
'Cause I like it better than the feeling of a purple penis throbbing
So fist me

Fist me, is my vagina too tight?
Spread me, and jam it in my hole
Use your other hand
I like it better than the feeling of a purple penis throbbing
So fist me
So fist me
So fist me
So fist me
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Doc Woody - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Six gents... none the tighter! haha! Glad to see someone work with this song. Oh, and 4 fingers is easy. It's the carpals that mess it up. you can't squeeze them into a 2x2 box like the fingers.

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