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You Live For These Moments...
I once gave a whore some money,
Just so she could call me her honey,
I found out in bed,
I wish I were dead,
It turns out she had a twelve-inch boney.
Submitted by: Very Anonymous
Young Bob
Young Bob likes to come in his sheets
Whenever his load he completes.
He rolls in the come
When he is all done
And changes his bed and repeats.
Submitted by: Tia
Young Lady from Exeter
There was a young lady from Exeter
So pretty the men craned their necks at her.
And one was so brave
As to take out and wave
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.
Submitted by: Andrew Woodard
A young lady from leeds
There once was a young lady from leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Within the hour
Her tits were a-flower
And her fanny was covered in weeds
Submitted by: YASMR
Young Lass from Norway
There once was a young lass from Norway,
Who hung by her toes from the doorway.
She said to her beau,
'Come over here, Joe;
I think I have found one more way!'
Submitted by: Hugh G. Rection
a young loser named lou
There was a young loser named Lou,
Did what a woman would do
Though I think it's sick
He loved to suck dick,
and cover his lips with guy-goo
Submitted by: malcolm higgins
A Young Man Called Dave
There once was a young man called Dave,
Who dug up a prostitues grave,
She was manky as shit,
And missing a tit,
But think of the money he saved!
Submitted by: Jimbo Mcgruff
A young man from china
There once was a young man from china
Who was not a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
And chopped off his cock
So now he has a vagina
Submitted by: YASMR
A Young Man From Gosham
There was a young man from Gosham
Who took out his balls to wash em
His wife said 'Jack'
'If you don't put em back'
'I'll get out an 'ammer and squash em!'
Submitted by: Boodle Noy
Young Man From Kent
There once was a young man from Kent
Whose penis was swollen and bent
He said to his sister
Here, look at this blister
And suck it until I am spent
Submitted by: Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)
Young Man From Kent
There once was a young man from Kent,
Whose cock was long it was bent,
To save him some trouble,
He stuck in double,
And instead of cumming,
He went.
Submitted by: Rain Man
There was a young girl named Yvette
She proved to be quite a coquette
With the boys she did say
It was so fun to play
But by twenty she was quite effete.
Submitted by: C, J.

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