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You Live For These Moments... I once gave a whore some money, Just so she could call me her honey, I found out in bed, I wish I were dead, It turns out she had a twelve-inch boney. Submitted by: Very Anonymous
| Young Bob Young Bob likes to come in his sheets Whenever his load he completes. He rolls in the come When he is all done And changes his bed and repeats. Submitted by: Tia
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Young Lady from Exeter There was a young lady from Exeter So pretty the men craned their necks at her. And one was so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at her. Submitted by: Andrew Woodard
| A young lady from leeds There once was a young lady from leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds Within the hour Her tits were a-flower And her fanny was covered in weeds Submitted by: YASMR
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Young Lass from Norway There once was a young lass from Norway, Who hung by her toes from the doorway. She said to her beau, 'Come over here, Joe; I think I have found one more way!' Submitted by: Hugh G. Rection
| a young loser named lou There was a young loser named Lou, Did what a woman would do Though I think it's sick He loved to suck dick, and cover his lips with guy-goo Submitted by: malcolm higgins
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A Young Man Called Dave There once was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prostitues grave, She was manky as shit, And missing a tit, But think of the money he saved! Submitted by: Jimbo Mcgruff
| A young man from china There once was a young man from china Who was not a very good climber He slipped on a rock And chopped off his cock So now he has a vagina Submitted by: YASMR
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A Young Man From Gosham There was a young man from Gosham Who took out his balls to wash em His wife said 'Jack' 'If you don't put em back' 'I'll get out an 'ammer and squash em!' Submitted by: Boodle Noy
| Young Man From Kent There once was a young man from Kent Whose penis was swollen and bent He said to his sister Here, look at this blister And suck it until I am spent Submitted by: Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)
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Young Man From Kent There once was a young man from Kent, Whose cock was long it was bent, To save him some trouble, He stuck in double, And instead of cumming, He went. Submitted by: Rain Man
| Yvette There was a young girl named Yvette She proved to be quite a coquette With the boys she did say It was so fun to play But by twenty she was quite effete. Submitted by: C, J.
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