Adair There once was a man named Adair Who was fucking his girl on the stair When the bannister broke He quickened his stroke And finished her off in midair Submitted by: Deep
| Advice for Steve The priest's words to young brother Steve: "'Tis better to give than receive." That might not sound shocking Except he was talking About anal sex, I believe.
Submitted by: Not Steve
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Alice There once was a girl named Alice, who used a stick of dynamite as a phallus, they found her vagina in South Carolina and part of her anus in Dallas.
Submitted by: Bobo
| The Alpaso Majic Trick There once was a man from Alpaso He used to live in a big castle His most favorit trick Is to stand on his dick And to roll off the stage on his balls. Submitted by: David Q.
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Amish Amour His love for her is the truest, But his balls are turning bluest. He wants Amish nooky; She goes by the book; she Says, "We must wed ere thou screwest."
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| An Old Woman's Dance I once heard an old woman say 'I am awfully horny today.' She pulled down her pants And did a quick dance And with her clitoris did play Submitted by: Tia
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Animals' Butts There once was a man who was nuts. He liked to fuck animals' butts. Rough intercourse with a sheep and a horse And he still likes them better than sluts. Submitted by: Tia
| The Archbishop There once was a young Cath'lic sister, Whose bunghole had a nasty blister. So the archbishop said, "Get on all fours in bed And I'll administer a 'clyster.'"
Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Are You Hungry? A mammoth-gland man asked discreetly, A girl her name; she replied sweetly, "It's Aida, hung sir. You show signs of hunger, So if you would like, you may eat me."
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| Ariana Golfgirl Oft’ in her youth, Arianni Was spanked by her dominant nanny. That’s why, to this day Golf professionals say She is fond of exposing her fanny.
Submitted by: Dixon Prix
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Around Me The Light Of Day Is Dimming around me the light of day is dimming the sound of the city has stopped brimming what's that smell what the hell I just hit an outhouse while bike riding. Submitted by: mememe
| Ass Munch There once was a fellow named Cletus Who said that he wanted to meet us We're nothing but whores We got on all fours Our tails in the air, we said "Eat us!" Submitted by: DiceOfDeath
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At A Cost A young London tart, Sadie Brice, Said, 'So what, while it may be a vice, 'There's one thing I know, 'This fucking for dough 'Is something that's well worth the price.'
Submitted by: Dixon Prix
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