Maedchen from Munich There once was a Maedchen from Munich, Who one fine day parted her tunic And said, 'Entschuldegung, Sir, would you use your tongue To give me a long, langsam poon lick?'
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| Maid from Darjeeling A pretty young maid from Darjeeling Denied she had sexual feeling Till a cynic called Boris Lightly touched her clitoris And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.
Submitted by: Tetenterre
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Maid Marian and Robin Hood Said Marian to Robin Hood, Your super-tight tights look so good! They clearly display Your manhood's array And your arrow's quivering wood! Submitted by: Johnny D
| A man called dave there was a man called dave, who dug up a protitutes grave, she was mouldy as shit and missing a tit but look at the money he saved Submitted by: KAT
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A man called Mick Once there was a man called mick, Who liked sucking on dick, Hours he'd spend, With the men that he'd bend, into giving his ass a lick. Submitted by: A Rhymey Limey
| Man From Algiers There once was a man from Algiers Who died 'cause he drank too much beers. And his son and his wife All cuaght up in the strife Both drowned in a river of tears.
Submitted by: Tia
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Man from Aran A disengaged young man from Aran, Found his metier in seafarin'. After three years at sea, He returns; all can see, The mate's engagement ring he's wearin'.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| A Man From Belfast There once was a man from Belfast Whose balls were made of brass When he ran through the hether His balls clanged together And lightning shot out of his ass. Submitted by: Ray Bix
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A Man From Boston There once was a man from Boston, He was riding along in his Austin, It was too low he found, and his balls dragged the ground, By the time he go home, He had lost them! Submitted by: Glenn
| A Man From Boston There once was a man from Boston, He was riding along in his Austin, It was too low he found, and his balls dragged the ground, By the time he go home, He had lost them! Submitted by: Glenn
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Man From China There once was a man from china Who wasn't a very good climber He slipped on a rock and, Cut off his cock and ended up with a vagina Submitted by: Gaz
| Man From De Moine There once was a man from Des Moine With worts all over his groin His doctor's advice Was to turn out the lights When he'd fuck or 69 Submitted by: Tim
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Man from Gstaad There once was a man from Gstaad, Who was unable to get hard. He took a blue pill And found a new thrill- He can now hoist his own pet, hard.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| man from kent There was an old man from kent who spent the night in a tent 3 witches came by and pissed in his eye and sat on his knob till it bent Submitted by: Hayden Scott
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A Man From Kentucky There once was a man from Kentucky Who had a hairy chucky He sat on the stairs Raiking his hairs and pulled out the ones that were mucky Submitted by: Gaz
| The Man from Madras There once was a man from Madras Who had two balls made of brass. The both clanged together In inclement weather, And lightning shot out of his ass. Submitted by: jeff
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Man from Montreux A Montreux man said with gravity, "My god, I believe depravity Is afoot; all's not well-- You know how I can tell? My dog is lodged in my can cavity."
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| A Man From Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was long he could suck it He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it. Submitted by: Leonard
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Man from Pawtucket There once was a man from Pawtucket, Gland clamped by a clam in Nantucket. He cursed like an old tar Clambered to Nan's clam bar, Ex-clamatory, he: "Nan, shuck it!" Submitted by: John A. Barry
| A man from pawtucket There was an old man from Pawtucket, He ate all his food from a bucket, His head couldn't fit in, He chuckde it in the bin, And to that he said, 'Fuck it!' Submitted by: Ryu
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Man from peru There once was a man from peru who fell asleep in his kanoo he dreamed of venus played with his penis and woke up with a handfull of goo
Submitted by: ALI-G
| A Man From Peru There once was a man from Peru, He fell asleep in his canoe, While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis. And woke up with a hand full of goo! Submitted by: Glenn
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The Man From Peru There once was a man from Peru Who loved taking naps in the nude While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And woke in a puddle of goo Submitted by: Claus Traphobia
| Man from Poughkipsie There once was a man from poughkipsie Who fingered the ass of a gypsy When he got to the knuckle He let out a chuckle But the smell, it made him quite tipsy Submitted by: Tim
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Man From Rangoon There once was a man from Rangoon who was born 9 months too soon. He didn't have the luck to be born by a fuck. He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon. Submitted by: Jeremy aka Stretch
| man from the cape there once was aman from the cape, who tried to bugger an ape. the ape said 'you fool', you've ruined your tool. and knocked all my ass out of shape! Submitted by: timbitz
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The Man from the Cape There once was a man from the Cape Who buggered a Barbary Ape. The ape said 'You fool! You've got square tool! And you've buggered me all out of shape!' Submitted by: jeff
| The Man From Tikrit There Once Was A Man From Tikrit Who Complained About Saddam In The Street He Was Soon Whisked Away And I'm Happy To Say He No Longer Has A Tongue, Hands, Or Feet . Submitted by: Watban Matanek
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A Man Named Clyde There once was a man named Clyde, who fell in an outhouse and died. He had a brother who fell in another, and they lay interred side by side. Submitted by: Glenn
| A man named Kazam There once was a man named Kazam, Who only had one diafram, when sex came he got 'em, used it as a condom, and as for the gel he just used Pam Submitted by: Sussex Addicts
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A Man Named Mackay There once was man named Mackay who desperately needed a lay. So one night on the rug gave his pecker a tug and painted the walls with his spray. Submitted by: K-Tel
| A man named McNass I once knew a man named McNass, His balls were made out of brass, When the two hit together, It caused stormy weather, And lightning shot out of his ass! Submitted by: Glenn
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A Man Named Rupe There once was a man named Rupe who let out with an awful whoop when the hair on his chin got kinda mixed in with the noodles he ate in his soup. Submitted by: Kurt
| Man named Trebek There once was a man named Trebek. Who had the world's tiniest prick. I slept with his mom, I shot out some cum And she said that my penis is mightier. Submitted by: Paul is Dead
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a man of brigton There was a man of Brigton Who said to his lass it´s a tight one She said it´s a farce You´re shagging my arse Look at your knob there´s shite on Submitted by: bruno
| The Man of Calcutta There was a man of calcutta who was shagging his tart in the gutter the tropical sun beat down on his bum and turned his cum into butter Submitted by: Bruno
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Maria There was a young gal named Maria Who ate tacos on a tortilla When she went to town Her legs sure looked brown But it was just last night's diarrhea Submitted by: Hugh G. Rection
| Marlene There once was a girl named Marlene, Who sat on a dick and started twirling. She gave a big spurt and fell in the dirt, and now her cunt hair grows sparsely. Submitted by: Wiggy
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The master There once was a guy named Fuckemfaster Who did his best to outlast her. But much as he tried She only just sighed For Suzie Blowsenfux is simply the master. Submitted by: dearlg1
| The Mathematician There once was a fellow named Horatio Who really loved the act of fellatio A major in arithmetic He knew one mouth and one dick Would come out to be the perfect ratio Submitted by: Red Ant
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A Mathematician Named Gall A mathematician named Gall Had a triangular ball. He found that its weight Less his pecker times eight Was a half of three fifths of fuck all.
Submitted by: AjanDick
| Meateorolojizzt A TV weatherman named Joe Had under his desk a pal, Moe, Exerting high pressure On Joe’s pleasure center; On the tube Joe forecast a blow. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Memphis Dentist There once was a young girl from Memphis, Who sat in the chair of her dentist. But instead of her teeth, His hand went for her sheath, And into it he jammed his clenched fist.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| Meshugge So now what is Weiner to do? He's left the Congressional crew For tweeting his meat To a sweetie he'd meet. I think he's meshugge, don't you? Submitted by: John A. Barry
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MIgraine Victoria said, "It is my reign," To Albert, whose knee caused her thigh pain. She said, "Not tonight, Al; Next day, perhaps I shall. But now I’ve got a fucking migraine!"
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| Mike There once was a bounder named Mike Who never said what side he liked Was doing her fun? Would he rather get done? So we all told him: Go take a hike.
Submitted by: Roderik Horn
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Mike from Nantucket- Happy 50th There once was Mike from Nantucket, Who sailed to New York, in a bucket. When he got there, they asked for his fare, So he whipped out his dick and said, "SUCK IT!" Submitted by: JON
| Mincing Vince There once was a young man named Vince, Who found one day he could evince His true self, once locked in, So he tucked his cock in, Donned a dress, and started to mince.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Miss there was a young man from Calcutta, who was having a wank in the gutter A woman walked by and got spunk in her eye, And Wwwmmmmm Country Life butter! Submitted by: Rachael Hemmings
| Miss Greedy This lesson was learned by Miss Greedy Who wore her shoplifted bikini. She heard a loud pop, And off came her top And had nothing on in betweenie! Submitted by: Ulrike (Ricki) Thompson
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Morning Glory Getting up early is easy now that my plumbing's gone cheesy. I simply am gladder to empty my bladder that to sit amidst aromas breezy. Submitted by: T. Robert Torkildson
| Mr There once was a man named Andy, He loved it when the boys called him a dandy, He went to the store, To become a whore, Now all the boys call him mandy Submitted by: Travis Joel Fontaine
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Mr I was having a wonderful night, Till I happened to visit this site. I am sorry to say, That in more than one way, Your rhymes are a terrible fright. Submitted by: Mike Painter
| Mr There was a young man from Glenosil Who unearthed a remarkable fossil. He could tell by the bend And the wart on the end Twas the peter of Paul the apostle Submitted by: Rick Lonnen
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mr. i once knew a dude named Enix who said he had a big pEnix so i pulled down his pants and saw his little ants and laughed my @$$ off to pheonix Submitted by: jA-Qu-Zii AllStR
| mr. there once was a man from Lass Who had balls made out of glass one day during stormy weather his balls they did clank together and sparks flew out of his ass Submitted by: Matt
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Mr. Higgins There once was a guy, Mr. Higgins This guy had some balls, they were big'ns And he'll be so surprised When he reads my scant lines Cause he thinks that I only write clean ones! Submitted by: Royce
| Mr. Molecker There once was a Mr. Molecker Who liked to have sex double-decker. The son of a dunce Tried to do both at once. All he got was a kink in his pecker. Submitted by: Tia
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Mrs. LaRouche On one spring day, Mrs. LaRouche Drove so fast, all you heard was 'whoosh' When the cop said, 'Well, What's with that foul smell?' She explained she'd forgotten to douche Submitted by: Hugh G. Rection
| Much Mushrooms There once was a gnome known as Flushgroom Who married a toadstool named Brushbloom When they got together So fine was the weather They hatched a whole forest of mushrooms Submitted by: Royce
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Muffin Man There once was a guy who ate muffins He said 'Those sweet things are for stuffin'' When he asked 'Do you shave?' I said, 'You naughty nave They don't call me Rapunzel for nothin'!!! Submitted by: Royce
| Munch There was a young fellow named Munch Who liked to eat women a bunch He grabbed a girl's tush His tongue touched her bush He covered her lap with his lunch. Submitted by: Nathan
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Musty Dusty There once was a woman named Dusty, And she was incredibly busty. Not much room between 'em And thus, hard to clean 'em. So her cleavage smelled kind of musty.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| My 11'er I do have 11, no word of lie. And still a virgin at age 25. I don't know what to do. I am getting so blue. I'm tired of beating each night. Submitted by: 11 Incher
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My Chemical Romance There once was a band from New Jersey, And the lead singer said he was thirsty, He pulled out a glass And came in it fast, And said how many pints is that, THIRTY!!! Submitted by: Craig Sparks
| My Loving Wife My wife wife could be quite a grumpkin, our love life was in a slumpkin. I told her she's lame, she wouldn't take the blame, she promptly dealt me a blumkpin. Submitted by: Team Dirty Sanchez
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My Pa One Night While All The Stars Were Lit, My Pa Went Out To Stroll A Bit, When He Got Home Ma Had A Fit The Stars Was Gone But Pa Was Lit. Submitted by: Garr Norick
| My Perfect Woman there was a young woman from matio who was skilled in deep throat fellatio she married a midget and he stood on a widget and her throat to dick height was in ratio
Submitted by: malcolm higgins
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My Scrotum I scanned a picture of my scrotum And sent it by way of my modem And when someone calls 'How big are your balls?' I can say for sure that I showed 'em Submitted by: Hugh G. Rection
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