Ode To Brent There once was a guy named Brent, whose dick was really bent. When he would fuck, It would get stuck As in and out it went Submitted by: Sandi
| ode to evry1 if y'all don't stop doin this shit you're all gonna land in a pit full of needles and guns housewives and housesons this makes no sense at all, does it? Submitted by: the girl that says yes
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Ode To Lorena Bobbit Oh where is that girl named Bobbit, Who ran around like a damn hobbit, She cut off my dick, And gave it a lick, And then she threw my cock out and split.
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| Ode To Rick There once was a guy named Rick Who had an exceptionally big dick One day he had sex with a whore And they fell through the floor And that was the end of poor Rick! Submitted by: Paul Stanley Jr.
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Oil of Olay His newlywed bride heard him say, 'First rub it with Oil of Olay - Then get on your knees, And give it a squeeze, And swallow whatever I spray.' Submitted by: Johnny D
| Old man and the shoe There was an old man from Peru Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He awoke in the night In a terrible fright And found it was perfectly true. Submitted by: Algiers River Rat
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Old Man from Mount Clair There was an old man from Mount Clair who was fucking his wife on the stair the banaster broke he quickend his stroke and he finished her off in mid air Submitted by: Tim
| Old Man from New Zeland There was an old man from New Zeland who had a funny feelin, he laid on his back, tickled his crack,and pissed all over the ceilin. Submitted by: Melissa Neal
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Old Man from PURU ther was an old man from puru who drempt he was eatting a shoe he awoke in the night with a terible fright and found it was perfectly true. Submitted by: Melissa Neal
| old man from wales There was an old man from Wales, Who lived on shit,snot and snails. When he could'nt get these; He lived on the CHEESE, That he scraped from his knob, With his nails! Submitted by: timbitz
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Old Man Named Post There once was an old man named Post Who spread TNT on his toast They found his eyeglasses Up some Thai twins asses And his moustache on Ivory Coast. Submitted by: Jason
| Orff the Dwarf There's an imp called Richard ("Dick") Orff, Dubbed by the impolitic "dwarf." He looks like a short tyke, But he’s got support like The long posts that hold up a wharf. Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Osama Bin Laden that sick fuck osama bin laden did something to make yankees sadden they respond with the navy to bomb him to gravy and the world after that, it did gladden Submitted by: malcolm higgins
| Oy Vey! You sent pix in a tweet-deploy way Is this how Congressional boys play? You should have been skittish About this; in Yiddish What’s there left to say but "Oy vey!!" Submitted by: John A. Barry
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