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Valley Stream Creamer A geek teenager from Valley Stream Had a most scandalous wet dream 'Cause it was kind of odd That he'd shot his whole wad In his older sister's vaginal cream Submitted by: Ken Tao
| A Vampire Called Mable There was a vampire named Mable, Whose periods were really quite stable. Once every full moon, She'd get out a spoon, And drink herself under the table. Submitted by: Kin Tomita-Duarte
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Verdigris Into her ear, uncle purred to niece: 'Your pussy smells like a fleur-de-lys. By one thing I’m puzzled— It’s why I’ve not nuzzled— Why is it covered with verdigris?'
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| VIA-RAIL A Canadian beauty named Gail Left Vancouver one night VIA-RAIL. The Engineer fucked her, As did the Conductor, And several guys hot on her trail. Submitted by: ajandick
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Viagra There once was a really old man, And out of Viagra he ran. Though his date did undress, And he tried to impress, He sighed, 'I don't think that I can!' Submitted by: Sexy Government
| Virgin No More In her bearded cave of delight He inserted his stabbered of life In this grotto of pleasure He found her ripe treasure And pierced this red fruit like a knife Submitted by: Larry Stewart
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