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| Halfway I took my girl up on a dare and gave her a screw on the stair On the ninety- ninth stroke, the bannister broke and I finished her off in mid- air Submitted by: Kieran from Nevada
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The Hammer Beltway jerkoffs call him 'The Hammer,' Unlike Bush, he does know some grammar. They're both Texas scumbags; They both like a bumshag When Hastert's jammed in Tom, he'll stammer.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
| Hello Konichiwa Every year there's a party in Munich, Where hot chicks can remove their tunics. The gangbang begins, Then there's sperm on their chins, But it's only the beer that makes you sick. Submitted by: XXX Oktoberfest
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Herkin There was a young boy named Herkin, Who was always jerkin his gerkin, His mother said 'Herkin, stop jerkin your gerkin, Your gerkin's for ferkin, Herkin' Submitted by: I. P. Nightly
| Hermit Dave There once was a hermit named Dave Dragged a dead whore up to his cave. He said "I'll admit I'm a bit of a shit But look at the money I save" Submitted by: Dave
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A Hermit Named Dave This is a slightly different version. I like Kat's version also. There once was a hermit named Dave, He kept a dead whore in his cave, When you think of the smell. Oh what the hell, Just look at the money he saved. Submitted by: Glenn
| High School Football Fuck There once was a preteen named Bass Who met a curious young lass With hard thrusts of his bone They did loudly moan As he humped her slick, tight ass. Submitted by: Red Rebel
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Hired Drummer There once was a young man, a plumber Who liked to get reamed in the bummer He liked to feel sticks And longed to hear clicks He got both by hiring a drummer Submitted by: Royce
| Hooking Genius There was a young lady called Brooking, Who had a great genius for hooking. She could fuck sixty guys All quite the same size, And tell which was which without looking.
Submitted by: Dixon Prix
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Horny Old Man There was an old-timer named Nick Who thought that he'd get a quick trick. Said he to a hooker 'My, what a looker.' She proceded to lick his thick dick. Submitted by: Tia
| Hugh the Hacker There once was a hacker named Hugh Who finally found someone to screw He pulled down her pants Hoping for some romance But then didn't know what to do Submitted by: Leo Keough
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Hummer An SUV driver named Drummer Parked with his girlfriend one fine summer Evening out by a lake. The cop asked, "What’s the make?" He hid her head and replied, "Hummer!" Submitted by: John A. Barry
| Hyenas Did you know what's amazing about hyenas? That even females have a penis? She could easily fuck herself, So now you can see for yourself, Why they are the only laughing Felis. Submitted by: Hello Konichiwa
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