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fuck yoU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Submitted by: Tar30flot | Halfway I took my girl up on a dare
and gave her a screw on the stair
On the ninety- ninth stroke,
the bannister broke
and I finished her off in mid- air Submitted by: Kieran from Nevada |
The Hammer Beltway jerkoffs call him 'The Hammer,'
Unlike Bush, he does know some grammar.
They're both Texas scumbags;
They both like a bumshag
When Hastert's jammed in Tom, he'll stammer.
Submitted by: John A. Barry | Herkin There was a young boy named Herkin,
Who was always jerkin his gerkin,
His mother said 'Herkin, stop jerkin your gerkin,
Your gerkin's for ferkin, Herkin' Submitted by: I. P. Nightly |
A Hermit Named Dave This is a slightly different version. I like Kat's version also.
There once was a hermit named Dave,
He kept a dead whore in his cave,
When you think of the smell.
Oh what the hell,
Just look at the money he saved. Submitted by: Glenn | High School Football Fuck There once was a preteen named Bass
Who met a curious young lass
With hard thrusts of his bone
They did loudly moan
As he humped her slick, tight ass. Submitted by: Red Rebel |
Hired Drummer There once was a young man, a plumber
Who liked to get reamed in the bummer
He liked to feel sticks
And longed to hear clicks
He got both by hiring a drummer Submitted by: Royce | Hooking Genius There was a young lady called Brooking,
Who had a great genius for hooking.
She could fuck sixty guys
All quite the same size,
And tell which was which without looking.
Submitted by: Dixon Prix |
Horny Old Man There was an old-timer named Nick
Who thought that he'd get a quick trick.
Said he to a hooker
'My, what a looker.'
She proceded to lick his thick dick. Submitted by: Tia | Hummer An SUV driver named Drummer
Parked with his girlfriend one fine summer
Evening out by a lake.
The cop asked, "What’s the make?"
He hid her head and replied, "Hummer!"
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
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