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J D Rock Eating my girl's pussy, she shat in my face I said to her, that is a fucking disgace She laughed and rubbed the shite in my hair The dirty bitch just did not care. I said,GOODBYE. Submitted by: Rocking Johnny
| Jigger of Dickel A sister-jizzing redneck, Hickel, Once took a jigger of George Dickel, Administered the shot Up his sibling's taut twat And sipped it as out it did trickle.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
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Jim There once was a cager named Jim With a dick so incredibly slim It could pass through the hole Of a nano-sized goal Without ever once touching the rim Submitted by: Leo Keough
| Joan There once was a sailor named Joan Who would lie on the deck and moan But her coxswain's limp tiller Grew stiller and stiller And she had to finish off on her own Submitted by: Leo Keough
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Just Give Me The Money Honey There was young strumpet named Sunni Whose kisses were sweeter than honey. And callers galore Would line up at her door To take turns in paying her money.
Submitted by: Dixon Prix
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