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Gal From Milwaukee There once was a gal from Milwaukee
Who spit out some cum that was chalky
She said 'You taste like Tums
Mixed with day-old bread crumbs
You sure ain't a celery stalky'
Submitted by: Royce | A Gamewarden A gamewarden up in the Sault (soo)
Ordered two punts, one canoe.
A message next day
Said girls on the way
But what in the hell's a panoe.
Submitted by: AjanDick |
Gender Confusion A lesbian lass from Rangoon
Took a gay lad to her room.
They had a great fight
Lasting all through the night
About who should do what And to whom. Submitted by: Curly Dick | Girl From Coblence There once was a girl from Coblence,
Her boobs were not huge but immense,
One day playing soccer,
She sprung her left knocker,
And kicked it right over the fence. Submitted by: Wicks |
Girl from Rangoon There once was a girl from Rangoon
who farted into a balloon.
It rose up so high that
it stuck in the sky, where
It stank out the man in the moon. Submitted by: Edwin Dewent | A Girl Named Gwyn I once dated a girl named Gwyn
who committed a cardinal sin
when I thought she would drool
at the size of my tool
she just asked with a yawn, 'is it in?' Submitted by: C4smurf |
A Girl Named Nellie There once was a girl named Nellie
Who said, 'Your crotch really is smelly'
And while she got sick
I stretched out my dick
And saw it was my foreskin jelly Submitted by: Hugh G. Rection |
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