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Rabbi Named Josh
There once was a rabbi named Josh,
Who positioned himself to nosh
At his shiksa's mound.
He licked her and found
Her non-Jewish juices did slosh.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
There's Weiner and Ensign and Vitter;
Each one is now probably bitter,
’cause about them we read—
When we're struck by the need—
In rags that are fit for the shitter.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
Rapt, Wrapped, Rapped
The mom's jugs she lugs; she is buxom!
She gives her mug a hug; he ducks 'em.
And when feeding time comes,
Her wee one, who's all gums,
Is rapt, wrapped, and rapped when he sucks ’em.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
Red Riding Hood I
There was a girl named Red Riding Hood;
In the woods, the wolf was hiding good.
He'd eschewed a sheep eat
To go for a sweet treat.
He leaped, and in Red's sheath's sliding wood.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
Red Riding Hood II
A young girl named Red Riding Hood.
Wanted to enjoy sliding wood.
To her canis lupus
She said, "Make like pupas:
Push your red head from hiding hood!"
Submitted by: John A. Barry
A Regency dandy called Jem
A Regency dandy called Jem,
Had a habit of going " Ahem!"
His friends thought it neat,
Till they looked at their feet,
And saw they were covered in phlegm.
Submitted by: Stafford Shashoua
Me and Wolveroses done parodies together
So as of now it seems for this to be forever
Both of us, we're from the state we call Michigan
Think of a parody and submit it again
Killing up the rhymes we both become very clever
Submitted by: MakGonz
Richie Barr
there once was a man called Barr
Whose jism could shoot very far
he drew a target
on his missus' barnet
so her hair stuck together like tar
Submitted by: darkprince
Rick the fat man
There once was a fat man named Rick
He couldnt at all see his dick
So he called up a doctor and
told him him about his friend
and now his johnson's extra think
Submitted by: Sussex Addicts
right of center
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
I know its not original so just shush
Al Gore was an ass
on Joe I will pass
if you still like Clinton you can kiss my tush.
Submitted by: tom rainville
There once was a teaser named Rita
Who fancied herself a Lolita
But her pussy was not
What you'd want in a twat
But more like a hummus-filled pita
Submitted by: Leo Keough
Rude Rural Rube
There once was a rude rural rube
Who roosted on his daughter's boob.
Because her hand was dry,
He daubed it with KY,
Then said, "Lucy Lou, lube up my tube!"
Submitted by: John A. Barry

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