We want your dirty limericks!
Rabbi Named Josh There once was a rabbi named Josh,
Who positioned himself to nosh
At his shiksa's mound.
He licked her and found
Her non-Jewish juices did slosh.
Submitted by: John A. Barry | Rags There's Weiner and Ensign and Vitter;
Each one is now probably bitter,
’cause about them we read—
When we're struck by the need—
In rags that are fit for the shitter. Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Rapt, Wrapped, Rapped The mom's jugs she lugs; she is buxom!
She gives her mug a hug; he ducks 'em.
And when feeding time comes,
Her wee one, who's all gums,
Is rapt, wrapped, and rapped when he sucks ’em.
Submitted by: John A. Barry | Red Riding Hood I There was a girl named Red Riding Hood;
In the woods, the wolf was hiding good.
He'd eschewed a sheep eat
To go for a sweet treat.
He leaped, and in Red's sheath's sliding wood.
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
Red Riding Hood II A young girl named Red Riding Hood.
Wanted to enjoy sliding wood.
To her canis lupus
She said, "Make like pupas:
Push your red head from hiding hood!"
Submitted by: John A. Barry | A Regency dandy called Jem A Regency dandy called Jem,
Had a habit of going " Ahem!"
His friends thought it neat,
Till they looked at their feet,
And saw they were covered in phlegm. Submitted by: Stafford Shashoua |
Reppin' Me and Wolveroses done parodies together
So as of now it seems for this to be forever
Both of us, we're from the state we call Michigan
Think of a parody and submit it again
Killing up the rhymes we both become very clever Submitted by: MakGonz | Richie Barr there once was a man called Barr
Whose jism could shoot very far
he drew a target
on his missus' barnet
so her hair stuck together like tar
Submitted by: darkprince |
Rick the fat man There once was a fat man named Rick
He couldnt at all see his dick
So he called up a doctor and
told him him about his friend
and now his johnson's extra think
Submitted by: Sussex Addicts | right of center a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
I know its not original so just shush
Al Gore was an ass
on Joe I will pass
if you still like Clinton you can kiss my tush.
Submitted by: tom rainville |
Rita There once was a teaser named Rita
Who fancied herself a Lolita
But her pussy was not
What you'd want in a twat
But more like a hummus-filled pita Submitted by: Leo Keough | Rude Rural Rube There once was a rude rural rube
Who roosted on his daughter's boob.
Because her hand was dry,
He daubed it with KY,
Then said, "Lucy Lou, lube up my tube!"
Submitted by: John A. Barry |
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