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There once was a young woman named Kath,
Who abluted her butt in the bath
With it cleaned sweet and crisp,
She said, with a mean lisp,
To her boyfriend: "Fuck me up the ath!"
Submitted by: John A. Barry
There once was a man named Wirth,
He was the sickest bastard on Earth.
He sucked off his brother,
And ate out his sister.
Then licked up his wife's afterbirth.
Submitted by: rechuck
Kay the Co-ed
A pretty young co-ed named Kay
Was fluncked by Professor MacRae,
So she stayed after class
Took his dick up her ass,
This term she'll be getting an A.
Submitted by: Buster Highman

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