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Needs work
In popularity this site has rose
Which is odd 'cause it really blows.
Some of the songs were a gas
but most have their thumbs up their ass
their worse then the Counting Crows!
Submitted by: Lon
Said Michael to the orphan Ralph, [pronounced "Raif"]
"Come play at my place, where it's safe."
So off to Neverland
Went the two, hand-in-hand,
Then Michael man-glanded the waif.
Submitted by: John A. Barry
New York Mining Disaster 2007
A story of Bess, the girl miner
Got sunk deep inside her vagina
Her ass, it got shafted
By boss-man's huge masthead
And one other place, undefin-ed
Submitted by: AlterEgos
Nobby's Horse
A visiting punter named Nobby
Rode two girls in an hotel’s fine lobby.
When they told him, “Indoors
“Is no place for such whores.”
He replied, “Well you see it’s my hobby.”
Submitted by: Dixon Prix
Not The Marrying Kind
A nautical Finn from Pertteli
Devotedly screwed a Miss Melli.
’til one summertime...
“Piet, it’s maritime!”
So he promptly set forth for the sea.
Submitted by: Dixon Prix
A notion for pork
There once was a man from New York
Who had such a notion for pork.
To each save his hide
The pigs did decide
To stuff up the man with a cork.
Submitted by: Tia
Nymphomaniacal Jill
Nymphomaniacal Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil
Submitted by: Hookie

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