Down in Macon, Georgia on April Fools,
At old St. Joseph's Catholic School,
The biggest prank in history was gonna go down.
A couple of chicks and a couple of dudes
Thought their teachers were way too prude,
And said "It's about time that they all got around."

So they went and got some ginger root,
Ground rhino horn and oyster juice,
And threw in some Spanish Fly to make it just right.
It was an aphrodisiac like none else.
It'd raise the wood on Christ himself,
And they went to spike the Communion wine that night.

Chorus:

That's the night that the nuns put out in Georgia.
That's the night that they laid a celibate man.
Don't trust the well where they draw that holy water.
Cause the pervs in the school have cum stains on their hands.

"Amen," said Father Stanley Roth,
He fixed his collar and he donned the cloth.
It was Easter Sunday and he was leadin' Midnight Mass.
He passed the plate and he poured the wine,
Then before too long, he was feeling fine
And he found himself checkin' out a parishioner's ass.

Then he shot a glance at the Mother Superior.
Her eyes were glued on to his posterior.
They both forgot about their holy vows.
"Lord, we'll say a thousand Hail Marys,
But we've just got to pop our cherries!
The devil's inside us, and we're really aroused."

The whole damn church got down to strippin'
From the love concoction they'd been sippin'
And they played Mardi Gras with the rosary beads.
Everyone's a boinkin' like sex-deprived lovers,
But no one thought to bring any rubbers,
Cause that's a sin, but people still have their needs.

Chorus:

That's the night that the nuns put out in Georgia.
That's the night that they laid a celibate man.
Don't trust the well where they draw that holy water.
Cause the pervs in the school have cum stains on their hands

Well we hit confession the very next day,
But there's one thing we just couldn't say,
'Bout the orgy-causing deeds that we had done.
The altar boys kneel down to receive,
Cause the nuns are all on maternity leave,
And we might go to Hell, but it sure was fun!

Chorus:

That's the night that the nuns put out in Georgia
That's the night that they laid a celibate man
Don't trust the well where they draw that holy water.
Cause the pervs in the school have cum stains on their hands

That's the night that the nuns put out in Georgia
That's the night that they laid a celibate man
Don't trust the well where they draw that holy water.
Cause the pervs in the school have cum stains on their hands