Song Parodies -> I'm Eating Beaver
"I'm a Believer" Based on the performance by The Monkees
"I'm Eating Beaver" Parody by Sergio McNigpy
I’m a Believer

I thought licking puss was a forbidden thing,
Meant for lesbians, but not for me,
Ohhh, clit was out to get me,
Now that’s the way it seems,
Hairless pussy haunting all my dreams,

Then she sat on my face,
Now I’m eating beaver,
Not a trace,
Of pubes on her twat,
I’m in love, oohhh
I’m a believer
In eating beaver
On the spot…
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princejellyfish - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
"Pretty good work,BUT- not that I'm splitting hairs or anything(har-har), should this not be a FRAGMENT? I think there is at least one more verse to work over"
AndrewWoodard - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I tend to side with the fish on this one. My "The Greatest Lust of All" is pretty long but a fragment nonetheless.
MIKE - March 12, 2023 - Report this comment
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kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - February 17, 2024 - Report this comment
swimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm team race

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