Song Parodies -> Puss on the Skin
"Dust in the Wind" Based on the performance by Kansas
"Puss on the Skin" Parody by princejellyfish
"I chose my guy,
only for one evening, now I've got "the ghon.".
Now my jean's,
are wetted in a place they ott not to be.
Puss on the skin,
all it is is puss on the skin.

Sex drives gone,
just a hint of fever, now it hurts to pee.
When I poo,
it leaks out by the pound , still I dont want to see.
Puss on the skin,
all it is is puss on the skin.

Now. Dont bang Don,
the stigma last's forever, so dont trust this guy.
My cunt drips "whey", and all my vamping
wont another boyfriend buy.

Puss on the skin,
all it is is puss on the skin..."
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Too sexy for pants - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey P.J.! Freelance boinking is sooo '80's! Maybe the twenty-first century is not for you?
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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hey pj! freelance bonking is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 90s maybe the twenty--------------------- first 21st century is not 4 u
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