Song Parodies -> Finger Fucker
Is it the cocky way he walks?
Or the douchey way he talks? Or the blunt-shaped, runt-shaped smallness of his feet? And when his member tries to swell, he doesn't stick out past his belly, But you'll never meet a fella with such fingers non-petite! So he's a bit of a finger fucker So he's got blue balls His peculiar pain, dear, his troublesome vein, dear, That won't stand up when duty calls So he's a bit of a finger fucker, but this we're certain of You can fuck this finger fucker with a little latex glove! Is it his bushy pubic hair? Or that he's sexually impaired? Or that he doesn't wear a cock ring like he should? Do you think he's got retard-ness Just because he lacks in hardness? Or the way he eats you out when he's lost his wood? He's just a bit of a finger fucker He's got a couple of bugs To get erection requires injection Of a whole selection of E.D. drugs So he's a bit of a finger fucker But we know what to do The way to fuck this finger fucker: Get his fingers up in you! So she's a bit of a finger fucker That's a minor thing This strapped enhancement is a tech advancement And for the day she can wield the wang So she's a bit of a finger fucker Who wants to have a dick Just let her play, you're not really gay, And your prostate gets off quick! We aren't saying you'll engorge him 'Cause he'll never get engorged. But love that transcends limpness is a bond that you can forge. You'll hear pleasure voices if he gets his nuts caressed He'll throw a little tongue your way, and won't neglect the breasts. Cunnilingus is the best! Everyone's a bit of a finger fucker It's easy to whip out Yes I fist your mother We finger each other It gets me up and makes her shout Everyone's a bit of a finger fucker But listen close to me: The only finger fucker fucker That can fuck a finger fucker is A case Of Lep- Ro- Sy! Your Vote Counts
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