Song Parodies -> Lonesome Fag OP
"Lonesome Cowboy Burt" Based on the performance by Frank Zappa
"Lonesome Fag OP" Parody by Melted Bart To be sung a la the 1988 live version featured on "The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life".
My name is OP,
I am a faggot All my friends, They call me 'Fag' (Hi, fag!) All my family, They're disappointed As I'm livin' in the deep dark recesses of my Parent's basement. Come out here to shitpost on /b/ Or just to fap to Some futa girls (Yee-haw!) Ones I seen Get me so horny; Shiny pelts, 'N fangs like pearls! Wanna love 'em all, Have one as my waifu! I'll take good care of her— that's what I do! I'll take her out To see a movie, Here's what I say As they laugh at me: I'm Lonesome Fag OP! (Speakin' atcha!) Come smell my pinstripe shirt! (Reekin' atcha!) My cargo pants, My /b/tard dance, My bold advance, On this here dickgirl... Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey, yodel-oh-oo-pee! (He's Lonesome Fag OP Don'tcha spill his spaghetti) Log on to this place, Everyone's got shit taste, Acne on my face— Where's my dickgirl? OP is a faggot (And a colossal one, at that!) OP is a faggot (He can't stop sucking the cock!) I'm an awful nice guy! Can't go out in the sun! Rolling quads by day, As they call me gay, I'm an oldfag/newfag Son-of-a-gun! (He's a oldfag/newfag Son-of-a-gun!) When I get b&, I get flustered Butthurt for three days or more, Find me some 9gaggin' bastard, 'N spam that account with-a plenty of gore! (He spams that account with-a plenty of gore!) I post like a ghost when I'm behind a proxy, 'til my fingertips swell and turn red I clean out my gun, Hate Jews for fun, Spam that account once again, yes! Spam that account once again, boys! Spam that account once again, now! SPAM THAT ACCOUNT ONCE AGAIN! Lonesome Fag OP! (Speakin' atcha!) Come smell my pinstripe shirt! (Reekin' atcha!) My cargo pants, My /b/tard dance, My bold advance, On this here dickgirl... Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey, yodel-oh-oo-pee! (He's Lonesome Fag OP Don'tcha let loose his spaghetti) I log on to this place, Everyone's got shit taste, Acne on my face— Where's my dickgirl? REPOST, YOU HOT LITTLE BITCH! If you're not familiar with some of the terms, feel free to look them up.
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