Song Parodies -> Fucking with Open Sores
"Love is an Open Door" Based on the performance by Frozen
"Fucking with Open Sores" Parody by Andrew Woodard Anna and Hans have each been turned down by many lovers for having herpes, but since they both have it, finally they have found someone who's not scared to fuck them.
Anna: Okay, can I just, say something nasty?
Hans: I love nasty! Anna: All my life there's been a series of sores on my face But it's fortunate I look just like you Hans: I was thinking the same thing! ‘Cause like, I've been trying my whole life to hide my disgrace And maybe it's the herpes talking or the syphilis too Anna: But with you... Hans: But with you Hans: I don't mind your face... Anna: Let's go back to your place... Both: Cause you're no one like I've ever boned before! Fucking with open sores! Fucking with open sores! Fucking with open sores! Anna: With you! Hans: With you! Anna: It's true! Hans: It's true! Both: Fucking with open sores... Hans: I mean it's nasty... Anna: What? Hans: We borrow each other's— Anna: Zovirax! Hans: Better get some more today! Anna: I've never met someone-- Both: With herpes simplex 3! Stings! Stings again! Our mutual infestation Won't hinder our copulation Hans: You-- Anna: And I-- Hans: Have-- Anna: the same-- Both: STD!! Anna: So let's ride... Hans: So let's ride... Both: Unprotected at last We need not conceal it anymore! Fucking with open sores! Fucking with open sores! I can feel so much more Anna: With you! Hans: With you!! Anna: With you!!! Hans: With you!!!! Both: Fucking with open sores... Hans: Can I say something nasty? Will you deep throat me? Anna: Can I say something even nastier? Yes! Your Vote Counts
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oh by the way theres another song that i never heard by *Nsync it's called music of the heart and it features gloria estefan
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