Work it for me girlfriend, uh huh, uh huh
Work it for me girlfriend, uh huh, uh huh
Work it for me girlfriend, uh huh, uh huh
And all the homos say I'm pretty bi for a straight guy
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You know its kinda hard being hetero today
They stay we have no style, and that if we do we're gay
Charisma with the ladies, he may not have a lotta
But his jeans are all Sevens, and his shoes are all Prada

So please don't hate, pseudo straight
You know he doesn't want to blow you anyway
Let's accessorize, and moisturize
He's gay in the streets, but straight in the sheets
So learn to Manscape, you smelly hairy ape
Then trim your nails, hit the gym and get your ass in shape
The world needs pretty boys
Hey, hey, do the metro thing!

Work it for me girlfriend, uh huh, uh huh
Work it for me girlfriend, uh huh, uh huh
Work it for me girlfriend, uh huh, uh huh
And all the homos say I'm pretty bi for a straight guy

He needs romantic tunes just for rolling in the hay
But they had no Bryan Adams so he bought Coldplay
He's picking up his girlie for a night at the theatre
But she stood him up at dinner cause he flirted with the waiter

So please don't hate, pseudo straight
You know he doesn't want to blow you anyway
Let's accessorize, and moisturize
He's gay in the streets, but straight in the sheets
So learn to Manscape, you smelly hairy ape
Then trim your nails, hit the gym and get your ass in shape
The world needs pretty boys
Hey, hey, do the metro thing!

Now he's got a People Magazine to see just what it says
He skipped the spread of Paris Hilton, looking for Perez
Friends say he's turning metro and he's not quite through
But in his own mind he's the face of GQ.

Work it for me girlfriend, uh huh, uh huh
Work it for me girlfriend, uh huh, uh huh
Work it for me girlfriend, uh huh, uh huh
And all the homos say I'm pretty bi for a straight guy
Quatre cinq six sept-huit neuf neuf dix

So please don't hate, pseudo straight
You know he doesn't want to blow you anyway
Let's accessorize, and moisturize
He's gay in the streets, but straight in the sheets
So learn to Manscape, you smelly hairy ape
Then trim your nails, hit the gym and get your ass in shape
The world needs pretty boys
The world loves pretty boys
Let's get some more pretty boys
Hey, hey, do the metro thing!