Song Parodies -> Senate Queen
"Killer Queen" Based on the performance by Queen
"Senate Queen" Parody by Wayne A. Schneider
An ode to Senator Larry Craig (R-ID).
He keeps roaming the bath stalls
In his favored habitat
‘Let me have men', he says
Just like Marie Antoinette

A built-in sympathy
For closets and secrecy
At anytime an invitation
He can't decline

D.C. bars for gentlemen
Well-versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

He's a Senate Queen
Goes prowlin' toilet scenes
Dynamite in the men's latrines
Guaranteed to blow some guy
Anytime

Recommended by the right
Insatiable in appetite
What a guy

To avoid implications
He never used the same commode
In desperation
He spoke just like a homophobe

Met a cop in St Paul
He found him in the next stall
And then asked him, incidentally,
If he's that way inclined

Bad boys come naturally from Congress.
For facts he couldn't care less.
Fastidious and precise.

He's a Senate Queen
Goes prowlin' toilet scenes
Dynamite in the men's latrines
Guaranteed to blow some guy
Anytime

Drop of hat he's as horny as
Lustful as an alley cat
Then momentarily robbed of action
Temporarily out of ass
It absolutely drives him wild, wild
They're out to get him

He's a Senate Queen
Goes prowlin' toilet scenes
Dynamite in the men's latrines
Guaranteed to blow some guy
Anytime

Decommissioned by the right
And possibly a sodomite
What a guy
You're quite a guy
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Shayne - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a hoot.
Rudee - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Good match -- the song and subject matter. Really funny!
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
ONE TIME I WAS WATCHING WILD AND CRAZY KIDS AND THEY HAD A CONNECT THE DOTS RACE IT HAS 2 BE IN COLD WEATHER CAUSE THEY HAD BIG SPONGES ON I WOULD ALLOW THIS ACTIVITY DURING THE SUMMER CAUSE WHEN IT IS COLD OUT THE LAST THING I WANT FOR MY KID 2 DO IS DIVE IN A POOL OF PAINT
MIKE - September 06, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - September 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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