Song Parodies -> Come Out - You're Gay
"Come Out and Play (You Gotta Keep 'Em Separated)" Based on the performance by Offspring
"Come Out - You're Gay" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
You gotta force him to admit it.
Dressed in latest fashions With Feng Shui expertise. This guy is struttin' down the street with pink cell phone Wearing pleather with the greatest of ease. "Hey, you queer!" people on the street shout. But he just scoffs, "Hon, don't know what you're talking about!" As he swings those hips, bent hand flailing in the air It seems so obvious, obvious, obvious, obvious... Hey - man you lookin' for a blow? Pull him out Fag, do you swallow cum or spit it? Hey - man you're flaming, don't you know? Pull him out You gotta force him to admit it. Hey, man, we don't mind You've been stuck in that denial closet for too long a time Hey come out - you're gay. With this month's Cosmo and lip gloss You know who's floating your way. Who else wears white patent loafers with bare feet And smells like a lily, rose, and jasmine bouquet? (2X) He fears discovery and rejection too But see his leopard thong strap? That's a pretty good clue. You'll never hide it, fairy, you just can't help yourself You may's well scream it to the world, scream it to the world, scream it out... Hey - man you lookin' for a blow? Pull him out Fag, do you swallow cum or spit it? Hey - man you're flaming, don't you know? Pull him out You gotta force him to admit it. Hey, man, we don't mind You've been stuck in that denial closet for too long a time. Hey come out - you're gay. Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. A great answer to my own gay Offspring offering ;-) Leopard thong strap - LOL!
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a great answer 2 my very guy offspring offering leopard strap
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