Is it the cocky way he walks?
Or the douchey way he talks?
Or the blunt-shaped, runt-shaped smallness of his feet?
And when his member tries to swell, he doesn't stick out past his belly,
But you'll never meet a fella with such fingers non-petite!

So he's a bit of a finger fucker
So he's got blue balls
His peculiar pain, dear, his troublesome vein, dear,
That won't stand up when duty calls

So he's a bit of a finger fucker, but this we're certain of
You can fuck this finger fucker with a little latex glove!

Is it his bushy pubic hair?
Or that he's sexually impaired?
Or that he doesn't wear a cock ring like he should?
Do you think he's got retard-ness
Just because he lacks in hardness?
Or the way he eats you out when he's lost his wood?

He's just a bit of a finger fucker
He's got a couple of bugs
To get erection requires injection
Of a whole selection of E.D. drugs

So he's a bit of a finger fucker
But we know what to do
The way to fuck this finger fucker:
Get his fingers up in you!

So she's a bit of a finger fucker
That's a minor thing
This strapped enhancement is a tech advancement
And for the day she can wield the wang

So she's a bit of a finger fucker
Who wants to have a dick
Just let her play, you're not really gay,
And your prostate gets off quick!

We aren't saying you'll engorge him
'Cause he'll never get engorged.
But love that transcends limpness is a bond that you can forge.
You'll hear pleasure voices if he gets his nuts caressed
He'll throw a little tongue your way, and won't neglect the breasts.
Cunnilingus is the best!

Everyone's a bit of a finger fucker
It's easy to whip out
Yes I fist your mother
We finger each other
It gets me up and makes her shout

Everyone's a bit of a finger fucker
But listen close to me:
The only finger fucker fucker
That can fuck a finger fucker is
A case
Of
Lep-
Ro-
Sy!