Fairy tails, you can spew in their can your nads' goo,
Watch for dung and farts.
When it's hard in behind, that's a furrow that's lined
With some dung and farts.

You can blow yo' sex cream in the colonic ream.
Just hope there's no crap stream or a mard set to steam.
Your sex partner's rug-biting, it's shag, either way.
He loves it when you're hard but says that he's not gay.

Fertilizer for earth, just hope there is a dearth,
When that bunghole parts.
When you slip in your dart and you're getting a fart
Pray the dung don't start.

Cuz if you're gonna swive where the E coli thrive,
Keep your high hopes alive as you start to pile-drive.
You've embedded your part
In the crapple cart.
Stiff, you're stung by something,
Is it dung or fart?