Song Parodies -> Plump
"Lump" Based on the performance by Presidents of the United States of America
"Plump" Parody by Andrew Woodard
So, the deal is, I like a woman I can sink my hands and face into, who's got some jiggle in her wiggle, and gets down wit' her plump self, in front of the mirror, with the lights on. No diggity.
Plump girl alone on a sandy beach,
Totally smokin' ass as juicy as a peach.
Rolls her eyes at the dudes in Speedos
While hungrily devouring a bag of Doritos.

She's plump, she's plump,
She's in my bed.
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump,
She might give head!

Plump girls are blessed with bouncing rack.
Can't divert my eyes when she's at the running track.
Back fat's so soft, I gotta have a feel.
A lace nursing bra, I'm gonna steal her baby's meal!

She's plump, she's plump,
She's in my bed.
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump,
She might give head!

Plumper hips are lovely; her skirt's like a glove.
Plump lips gave a kiss and, snap, I was in love!
We spent our twenties between the sheets;
She gets me off at supersonic speeds!

She's plump, she's plump,
She's in my bed.
She's plump, she's plump, she's plump,
She might give head!

She's so plump, maybe we'll wed?
I don't know.
She's so plump, maybe we'll wed?
I hope so.
She's so plump, maybe we'll wed?
Sure, let's go!
She's so plump, maybe we'll wed?
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