Song Parodies -> Enter Hand-man
Sometimes a girl's best nights are the ones she spends alone!
Head for bed, day is done,
Now prepare, my hun, For some late-at-night fun. You think of men, wink and grin, Slip some fingers in 'Til the fantasy comes. Sleep with your thighs open, Gripping your dildo tight. Sex life bites? It's all right... Pump your hand. We're off to masturbation land! Plug too long, ass too tight, Need some lube tonight, Just to make it fit right. Fill you more: your desire, Anal beads that gyre Deep inside you all night, yeah Sleep with your thighs open, Gripping your dildo tight. Sex life bites? It's all right... Pump your hand. We're off to masturbation land! Now I lay me on my back, Now I lay me on my back, I flick my clit and stroke my rack. I flick my clit and stroke my rack. If you think my cumming's fake, If you think my cumming's fake, Feel my sheets; I've left a lake! Feel my sheets; I've left a lake! Moan for me, baby; sing like a bird. And never mind that noise you heard. It's just my camera zooming in, Catching you in carnal sin! Sex life bites? It's all right... Pump your hand. Sex life bites? It's all right... Pump your hand. We're off to masturbation land! Oooh! Yeah yeah! We're off to masturbation land! Pump your hand. We're off to masturbation land! Pump your hand. We're off to masturbation land! We're off to masturbation land! We're off to masturbation land! Your Vote Counts
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A GIRLS BEST NIGHTS IS THE ONES SHE SPENDS ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWATCHTHEESEF**KERSDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHENIGETLOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIPOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENTHESIDESOPENTHESIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDON'TSPRAYYOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCLOTHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - January 27, 2024 - Report this comment
PONY!
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SWIM TEAM
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