Song Parodies -> Bratty Cheerleader
"Black Or White" Based on the performance by Michael Jackson
"Bratty Cheerleader" Parody by Cameron Franklin
Now, everyone, as you may already know, Michael Jackson died this past Thursday from a fatal cardiac arrest, so with that being said, i'm going to do a parody of one of his songs, called "Black Or White", in memory of the King of Pop R.I.P. Michael Jackson
She's just a cheerleader that likes to do whatever she wants, and she really just don't give a fuck, because she's just the one that nobody will ever fuck with, hee-hee
You better try real hard not to tell her what to do, because she will be mad and just ignore you, 'cause she has a lot of things to do, like fucking and getting high on weed, oooh

You better not talk to her, because she is just a bratty cheerleader

Woo-hoo, hee, hee, hee

All the boys want to fuck her, and all the girls want to eat her out, because that's what she is totally all about, she likes to get down and dirty, 'cause she wants a lot of action, woo-hoo, ah
Not only that, she totally likes to get drunk, and make a man take her to the bedroom and fuck, she really don't mind getting pregnant at a younger age, hee-hee, hee

She does whatever she wants, because she is just a bratty cheerleader, hee-hee, hee

Woo

You better leave her alone, don't talk to her on the phone, just go ahead and let her be, it ain't that really hard to see that
She just don't give a fuck, about you and everyone else, go worry about something else, so everything will be alright

I know that she just isn't a innocent girl anymore, and she really knows what is in store, she is the kind of cheerleader that goes crazy, and she don't mind having a baby, yeah
You better back off, because she knows what she is doing, and no, it isn't a career she's pursuing, just go out there and find new friends, because she has some that will be there for her, what

She is just already going bad, so face the fact that it's just too late now, woo
Just let her live her life, because she is just a bratty cheerleader

There's no turning back now, because she is just a bratty cheerleader
It's just the way it is, because she is just a bratty cheerleaderr

Woo-hoo, hee-hee, hee

Don't go talking to her

She's a bratty cheerleader, just let her be, oh (yeah, yeah, yeah)
She's a bratty cheerleader, don't fuck around with her, and i'm telling you now

She's a bratty cheerleader, she don't need you anymore, hey (yeah, yeah, yeah)
She's a bratty cheerleader, go ahead and move on with your life, oh yeah

She's a bratty cheerleader, she don't need anyone by her side (yeah, yeah, yeah)
She's a bratty cheerleader, woo, woo, woo

She's a bratty cheeerleader, it's too late now, oh, yeah (yeah, yeah, yeah)
She's a bratty cheerleader, you better leave her alone, whoa, oh yeah

She's a bratty cheerleader, please don't mess up her life again (yeah, yeah, yeah)
She's a bratty cheerleader, You better go on ahead with her life, oh, yeah, yeah
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