Song Parodies -> I Won't Fuck You
"I Can't Hear You" Based on the performance by Donnie Iris
"I Won't Fuck You" Parody by raddog20002002
Now why you wanna suck
Why you wanna fuck
You're always smokin' some weed
You got me pissed at you
I won't sex with you

You just smell
Really bad
You smell like alcohol

I won't fuck you you whore
You whore
Well, I won't fuck you
You whore
Yeah

You have pissed in my fridge
You have puked on a bridge
You keep fallin' off a ridge
You have fucked up your soul
You're like an ugly troll
You make my heart so bitter and cold

Now I hate all your sick-minded girlfriends
And I'll never be your boyfriend
I'll never get you pregnant
So get out of my house
I will not make you my spouse
You are so fuckin' pungent

So I won't fuck you... you whore
You whore
You whore
I won't fuck you... you whore
Baby baby baby
I won't fuck you... you whore baby
Aw babe I won't fuck ya you whore
I won't fuck you... you whore...
Well

Stop grabbin' my dick
You disgustin' chick

You had better fuck off
Cause you smell like Smirnoff
I will love you no more
You've been dressed in drag
I'll throw out your bags
Right out my fuckin' door

And
I won't fuck you... you whore
I won't fuck you... you whore
Baby baby baby
I won't fuck you... you whore you whore
I won't fuck you
I won't fuck you
I won't fuck you you whore
I won't fuck you
I won't fuck you you whore
I won't fuck you
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mike - October 06, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a firefighter dress up race

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