Song Parodies -> One Boner Inside
"One Moment In Time" Based on the performance by Whitney Houston
"One Boner Inside" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
I Wrote A "one Moment In Time" Parody About Jackpots Happening At One Moment In Time On Slot Machines. Since Downloading The Song, I Love To Sing It And I Sing It A Lot. It's Kinda "always On My Mind," But I'll Spare You A Parody Of That Song. "one Boner Inside" Just Came To Me As I Was Mopping The Floor With My Steam-mop. Another Of The 700+ Parodies At Www.jaggedlittledyl.com
Each Day I Live, I Want In Me A Way-cool Dick A-sexing Me
i Know My Lust, A Knob-on-pole - I Might Not Say It, Heck, I Won't
my Boner's Hard For Ev'ry Gay Whose Face Is Sweet, Who's Made Of Strength
i Like 'em Tall, Men Super-strong With Muscles Shaped

give Me One Boner Inside And I'm More Man - I'm Strong With My King
and All The Child-years When My Body Was Faint -
they Don't Matter Cuz Strongman's In Me
give Me One Boner Inside, I'm Erasing Those Memories
yes, With Man's Hung Boner Inside I Am Queer And I Feel
three-thirds Complete

i've Lived To See The Very Best Guys Flaunting Strong-made Biceps, Yes
i've Laid The Man, Ashamed I Can't Be Near As Grand

give Me One Boner Inside And I'm More Man - I'm Strong With My King
and All The Child-years When My Body Was Faint -
they Don't Matter Cuz Strongman's In Me
give Me One Boner Inside, I'm Erasing Those Memories
yes, With Man's Hung Boner Inside I Am Queer And I Feel
three-thirds Complete

you're No Winner, You're A Strifed Guy
on Your Knees, Praising Boners On-high - Gay Is Slight

give Me One Boner Inside And I'm More Man - I'm Strong With My King
and All The Child-years When My Body Was Faint -
they Don't Matter Cuz Strongman's In Me
give Me One Boner Inside, I'm Erasing Those Memories
yes, With Man's Hung Boner Inside I Am Queer And I Feel
three-thirds Complete

i'm Missing...real Self-esteem
Just Another One Of The 700+ Parodies Of (homo)sexual Assault At Www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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