Whatfreaks - Artist Summary Whitney Houston

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Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"So Emotional"	"So Emotional"	Jagged Little Dyl
"so emotional"	"so emotional"	jagged little dyl
"One Moment In Time"	"One Boner Inside"	Jagged Little Dyl
"Didn't We Almost Have It All"	"Didn't She Almost Have It All"	Jagged Little Dyl
"Saving All My Love For You"	"Saving All My Drugs For You"	Mr Puddle
"I Have Nothing"	"I'm Not Fucking"	Jagged Little Dyl
"I Have Nothing"	"I've Done Nothing"	Jagged Little Dyl
"The Greatest Love of All"	"The Greatest Dump of All"	Lon
"So Emotional"	"So Promotional"	Jagged Little Dyl
"My Name Is Not Susan"	"His Name Is Not Bayner"	Jagged Little Dyl
There are additional song parodies available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"The Greatest Lust of All"

Better Lyrics:

I believe the children are our sex toys.
Teach them well and let them masturbate.
Show them all the semen they possess inside.
Give them a sense of lust to make it easier.
Let the children's orgasms remind us how we used to be.

Everybody searching for a tight hole
People need someone to get off in
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A horny guy will see
That no one pleases me like me

I decided long ago
never to fuck in anyone's asshole.
I gave up; I won't get laid;
at least I'll keep from getting AIDS,
No matter what they take from me,
They can't take away my virginity.

Because the greatest lust of all Is happening to me.
Learning to touch yourself
Is the greatest lust of all.

Original Lyrics:

I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me
[Chorus:] I decided long ago,
never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

Submitted by: Andrew Woodard

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