Song Parodies -> Straight Up My Asshole
"Straight Up" Based on the performance by Paula Abdul
"Straight Up My Asshole" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Fucked up the ass
Knowing your load's going to blow
Cause you just can't make it last
Baby I'll never reach that 'O'

I've been used before
Wouldn't like to get a wad shot
In my crappin' door
How about some stimulation--please

Straight up my asshole
Do you really want to fuck me forever oh oh oh
Or am i just full of shit and cum
Straight up my asshole
Will we ever put cock and cunt together oh oh oh
Or do you just want my bum

Cock's standing still
Holdin' it in... can't move
You're one thrust from a thrill
Baby you've got somethin' to prove

I've been used before
Wouldn't like to get a wad shot
In my crappin' door
How about some stimulation--please

Straight up my asshole
Do you really want to fuck me forever oh oh oh
Or am i just full of shit and cum
Straight up my asshole
Will we ever put cock and cunt together oh oh oh
Or do you just want my bum

Where's the lust, where's the steam
You play hide and cream
With your huge erections
If orgasm's all you seek
Not between my cheeks--bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

Please stimulate me
Please stimulate me
Please stimulate me
Please stimulate me
Do me baby

I've been used before
Wouldn't like to get a wad shot
In my crappin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am i just a place to spread your seed
I don't mean to make demands
But you can get your rocks off in your hands
How about some stimulation--please

Straight up my asshole
Do you really want to fuck me forever oh oh oh
Or am i just full of shit and cum
Straight up my asshole
Will we ever put cock and cunt together oh oh oh
Or do you just want my bum

I've been used before
Wouldn't like to get a wad shot
In my crappin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am i just a place to spread your seed
I don't mean to make demands
But you can get your rocks off in your hands
How about some stimulation--please

Chorus out
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