Song Parodies -> Straight Up My Asshole
"Straight Up" Based on the performance by Paula Abdul
"Straight Up My Asshole" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Fucked up the ass
Knowing your load's going to blow Cause you just can't make it last Baby I'll never reach that 'O' I've been used before Wouldn't like to get a wad shot In my crappin' door How about some stimulation--please Straight up my asshole Do you really want to fuck me forever oh oh oh Or am i just full of shit and cum Straight up my asshole Will we ever put cock and cunt together oh oh oh Or do you just want my bum Cock's standing still Holdin' it in... can't move You're one thrust from a thrill Baby you've got somethin' to prove I've been used before Wouldn't like to get a wad shot In my crappin' door How about some stimulation--please Straight up my asshole Do you really want to fuck me forever oh oh oh Or am i just full of shit and cum Straight up my asshole Will we ever put cock and cunt together oh oh oh Or do you just want my bum Where's the lust, where's the steam You play hide and cream With your huge erections If orgasm's all you seek Not between my cheeks--bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye Please stimulate me Please stimulate me Please stimulate me Please stimulate me Do me baby I've been used before Wouldn't like to get a wad shot In my crappin' door Are you more than hot for me Or am i just a place to spread your seed I don't mean to make demands But you can get your rocks off in your hands How about some stimulation--please Straight up my asshole Do you really want to fuck me forever oh oh oh Or am i just full of shit and cum Straight up my asshole Will we ever put cock and cunt together oh oh oh Or do you just want my bum I've been used before Wouldn't like to get a wad shot In my crappin' door Are you more than hot for me Or am i just a place to spread your seed I don't mean to make demands But you can get your rocks off in your hands How about some stimulation--please Chorus out Your Vote Counts
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