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Song Parodies -> Lez Potion Number Nine
"Love Potion Number Nine" Based on the performance by The Searchers
"Lez Potion Number Nine" Parody by A Pair-O-Dees? I guess this isn't really too "adult", nothing explicit and no foul language (unless you consider lez a curse word), but thought I'd put it here anyway. And, no, I'm not a lesbian; or at least, I'm not "just" a lesbian-I'm bisexual 8-).
I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Sellin' little bottles of Lez Potion Number Nine I told her that I was a flop with chicks I'd been this way since I came out I guess She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said "What you need is Lez Potion Number Nine" She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink" It smelled like turpentine, it looked like India Ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink Then folks sure knew that I was gay alright I started kissin' every lez in sight But when I kissed a cop who was straight but looked so fine She broke my little bottle of Lez Potion Number Nine I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink Then folks sure knew that I was gay alright I started kissin' every lez in sight But when I kissed a cop who was straight but looked so fine She broke my little bottle of Lez Potion Number Nine Lez Potion Number Nine Lez Potion Number Nine Lez Potion Number Nine Your Vote Counts
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