Song Parodies -> Done Me Like A Poof
"Hungry Like The Wolf" Based on the performance by Duran Duran
"Done Me Like A Poof" Parody by Dai
A story about a guy gangraped by a load of gay guys
"Guys out for titties, libido's on fire
Steamin' for action, I'm built to aspire
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Women, who want me, lift up their tights
I catch ""her"" heaving, heathens close in behind
Screwed, I'm screwed, So screwed, I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I am so screwed

Likes douching with mound
I want a cunt but ass will do
I'm pushed to the ground, pants lost and I'm downed
And he done me like a poof
Straddled, I whined, he jizzed and I cried
As his mate shouts ""I'm after Huw""
Now he's inside, his juice tastes like mine
And they done me like a poof

Pulled to a forest, too far from sight
I'm set upon to by four dudes in a ride
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
My bloods running, on the skin, feels so tight
You seal my fate, and thrust, you're bobbing behind
Screwed, I'm screwed, So screwed, I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I am so screwed

In touch with a crowd
I'm on my front, who's after Huw?
Scent like a hound, I'm gagged and I'm bound
And they done me like a poof
Guts on the line, it's kick your ass time
I howl and I whine, my bodies bruised
Again it is time, for cumming inside
And they done me like a poof

Done me like a poof
Done me like a poof
Done me like a poof

Burning the ground, returned where was found
I'm on my front in birthday suit
I smell like soiled mound, was tossed off and pounded
Cos they done me like a poof
Washed several times, it's sticky yet dry
Cant sit on my bum, cant have a poo
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
Cos they done me like a poof

Was touched by a crowd, picked up without sound
Laid on my front, what could I do?
Was pushed to the ground, pants lost and was downed
And they done me like a poof
Straddled, I whined, he jizzed and I cried
As his mate shouts ""I'm after Huw""
Mouth is alight I've used turpentine
Cos they done me like a poof"
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MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - October 06, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - November 23, 2023 - Report this comment
a story about a guy gangraped by a load of gay guys
MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - March 28, 2024 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE

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