Song Parodies -> Not Gonna Fuck Me
"Not Gonna Get Us" Based on the performance by TATU
"Not Gonna Fuck Me" Parody by Lena Novoshka
"Not gonna fuck me
You're not gonna fuck me
Not gonna fuck me
Not gonna fuck me

I don't know
What your problem is
You fucking me,
It will not happen
I'm gonna run
So far from you
Were I'll be
You wont have a clue

Soon I will be
Laughing and pointing
Cos it's your meat
That you will be slapping
You'll beat your meat
Till your balls are empty
And it's because
YOU CANNOT FUCK ME!!

Not gonna fuck me
Not gonna let you
You're not gonna fuck me
Not gonna fuck me
Not gonna let you
No you cant fuck me
Not gonna fuck me
You're not gonna fuck me
You're not gonna fuck me
Not gonna fuck me
Not gonna fuck me

Your dick wont ever get close to me
You can jag off
Until you cannot see
Horny bastard
You aren't in my league
Your dick will rise
You're not gonna fuck me

No sex for you
And I mean never
No you and me
You are nothing
Not got hit, not gonna hit this
Don't you understand,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIT THIS!!!!

Not gonna fuck me
Not gonna let you
You're not gonna fuck me
Not gonna fuck me
Not gonna let you
No you can't fuck me
Not gonna fuck me
You're not gonna fuck me
You're not gonna fuck me
Not gonna fuck me"
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MICHAEL - September 11, 2021 - Report this comment
THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME
MIKE - September 16, 2022 - Report this comment
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIKE - September 16, 2022 - Report this comment
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