Song Parodies -> Jizzy
"Dizzy" Based on the performance by Goo Goo Dolls
"Jizzy" Parody by Dai
The criteria for you sperm donors out there
"YouÆre fertile and beautiful
All donors must be screened
For muscular dystrophy
Or birth deformities
A hardening of the arteries
Or Alzheimer's disease
YouÆre thirty and youÆre clean
You know youÆre everything we need

Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?

I wanna pick all the best genes
And then take some away to freeze
Then share in your dispenses
Till their all inside of me
The man I chose is beautiful
The love juice such a tease
IÆm sounding out your business
I wanna deal in your cream

Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?

Joe, everything you are
Fell from a guy to a jar
Everything you are
What are the records you want?

Everything you are
What are the records you want?
What are the records you want?
Your father was a donor"
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2222222222222222222222222222222 - September 01, 2023 - Report this comment
me tom and craig will have to gear up and pretend we're firefighters NOWATTHESOUNDOFTHEBELLWEWILLRUSHOVERTOTHEUNIFORMSWHEREWESUITUPWEWILLJUMPONAFIRETRUCKTHENWEHAVE2PUTTTHEFIREOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY
MIKE - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
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