Song Parodies -> Jizzy
The criteria for you sperm donors out there
"YouÆre fertile and beautiful
All donors must be screened For muscular dystrophy Or birth deformities A hardening of the arteries Or Alzheimer's disease YouÆre thirty and youÆre clean You know youÆre everything we need Joe, everything you are Fell from a guy to a jar Everything you are What are the records you want? I wanna pick all the best genes And then take some away to freeze Then share in your dispenses Till their all inside of me The man I chose is beautiful The love juice such a tease IÆm sounding out your business I wanna deal in your cream Joe, everything you are Fell from a guy to a jar Everything you are What are the records you want? Joe, everything you are Fell from a guy to a jar Everything you are What are the records you want? Everything you are What are the records you want? What are the records you want? Your father was a donor" Your Vote Counts
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