Song Parodies -> I Wan't Furry Love
"You Can't Hurry Love" Based on the performance by The Supremes
"I Wan't Furry Love" Parody by South Park Al
dogs need love, love...to ease their minds
i need to find time...to take care of mine...(his johnson's red)

i want furry love...no, we don't have to mate
i will stroke him real easy...its hard for him to masturbate
i want furry love...just a hound to placate
he's in for a good time...i'll have him in an anxious state

how my arm does ache, and my hand
before i eat my lunch, i'll wash my mitts again
christ, its a homely thing that i am banging on
then i feel his length, yeah, its awfully long (and his member sure is red)

i want furry love...no, i don't want to wait
ma says its so sleazy...she's had all that she can take
but he thinks its great...he's quite pleased with his fate
no more flaccidiness...it makes it hard, hard and straight

i can't bear to leave that dog alone
he grows impatient, for my hand to grasp his bone
but when i feel too tired, and i can't go on
well, his frantic barks, keeps me hanging on (and his member sure is red)

i want furry love...no time for a blind date
ma says she's queasy, to watch him as he escalates
i want furry love...no excuse to be late
he must have a good time...no matter how long it takes...now shake !

now dogs, dogs, don't come easy
but i keep on waiting...anticipating
for that big boy to rock with me all night
i've got tender arms, but i'll hold him tight
i keep debating (ooh, is this gay?)
and it ain't easy (dogs don't come easy)
no, you know it feels greasy (his johnson's red)

i want furry love...no ! he starts to deflate
this job might be breezy...if i used a faster rate (his johnson's red)
i want furry love...there's no thing that equates
and its driving me crazy...all you do is grip and shake







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Andrew Woodard - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I never knew jacking off dogs could be so entertaining... Great parody though! Love the choice of rhymes for -ate.
MIKE - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
I NEVER KNEW JACKING OFF DAWGS COULD BE ENTERTAINING GREAT PARODY THOUGH LOVE THE CHOICE OF THE RHIMES 4 8
mike - October 06, 2023 - Report this comment
me and craig will have a fire gear race
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