Song Parodies -> Ignition - Gay Mix
"Ignition - Remix" Based on the performance by R. Kelly
"Ignition - Gay Mix" Parody by Mike Walker Note: This parody was written specifically for humor, and is in no way meant to be demeaning towards homosexuals. For the record, I am heterosexual, but I am not homophobic. I just needed to make my point clear, as I will be submitting more parodies dealing with this subject in the future. Anyway, hope you enjoy it...
Now usually I don't do this, but uh, go ahead and break 'em off a little preview of the gay mix...
I remember that time of shock When I heard rumors you love the cock If you think I'm being uncouth Why not give me a shot in the mouth As I'm singing through this ballad I have an urge to toss the salad Perhaps I should throw an orgy Men only, including Georgey Bridge: So baby, give me that "Ooo, ooo!" And let me give ya that "Eee, eee!" Rubbing my hands with my balls Then I'll go and rub Paul's, next thing you know our cum's on the walls Hook: It's my song sung to Ignition, hot and fresh like guys kissing Got men bending their bodies for they assume the position Sipping on lukewarm cum, time for some cock in my bum Enough fucking sucking, sonny, how about giving me some Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch... c'mon Your ass is mine to gief Once I get ya out them briefs On your ass I'm going ape Till I can hear ya screaming "Rape!" Though we do not charge admission There is one small condition I will have to take my dick and stick it in your "ignition" So bring it here... [ Bridge ] [ Hook ] Cherry popping in the back of my Chevy Roll the windows down 'cause the smell of cum is so heavy We got fellas to the left and fellas to the right Just get it on together and we got fudge-packing all night And after the sex is "Roll up dat fatty!" Then coming up next is "Who's your daddy!?" Then we be taking a rest 'cause "My ass hurts so badly!" I say "How 'bout s'more, Rex...?" "Oh, gladly!" Can I get some... [ Bridge ] [ Hook 2x ] Boys we off into bed Giving each other head Me and George and Lex Steve and Paul and Rex Sucking each other's dicks Is the way, no doubt To the gay mix We just fagging out Your Vote Counts
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